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About

Karly hates when people lick their fingers around them. When I do, she leaves and doesn't talk to me for a long time. Okay okay...MYYY turn :D Ah Karly... What can I say about my dear sister? She's funny. She dreams of one day smelling like a famous person from pinky to forehead. She often guffaws with great gusto. On the other hand... She has no sensitivity for Wilson's death on Castaway but that is only because she doesn't follow the crowd. This makes Karly a respectable person. One we should all look up to in awe and admiration. The legend. The idol. Karly Marie Neubauer. That's right, MARIE. Her middle name is Marie. That makes her name far cuter. When you say "Karly Neubauer" its kind of cute. But when you say "Karly Marie" Aw it just reminds me of when we were little. You know she was SO CUTE when she was little!!! <3 I have this picure of her that malways makes me laugh when I see it. I'll see if I can upload it. She's wearing little overalls and smiling a toothless smile. So cute! Karly Marie awww da widdle kawrly warwly woocakes! And when we played with our stuffed animals hahaha she started crying because her stuffed animal wasn't invited to the party and the other stuffed animals were dancing to "the twist" and Rory (the stuffed lion that wasn't invited) started crying singing a pathetic sad "twist" and Karly herself was so empathetic with the character that she cried true tears at little lions dismay. Once a poster fell off our door and I looked at her and screamed and she screamed then I screamed then she screamed. It was funny. She's gonna kill me when she sees this you know :/ Once I made her some dogfood casserole and she pretended to like it at first. That was nice of her. Because when I tasted it and realized it tasted like dogfood and told her she doesn't have to eat it she was like "Thank god! Brennon wouldn't even eat it!" Good times. Hey Karly...Yellow? I love you. The end. Ps. This is what you get for giving someone your password! -Sincerely, the soon to be dead, JESSICA NEUBAUER!!! Well well well...see what happens when you give out your password to people? But i'll keep it all up. If you read it i think you get a better understanding of who i is. oh and for the record. My sisters food DOES taste like dogfood and i AM the shit....and i am changing my password...

Education

  • Mineral Area College
  • Ste. Genevieve Senior High

Favorite saying

  • "Karly: "Do you smell the baby powdah?" Me(jess): "what?" Karly: "DO YOU SMELL...DA BABY...POWDAH?!?!" Spencer: Mom, there is something that I want to talk to you about. Ashley and I are in love. Ashley: You guys are both gonna burn in hell. Would you pass the potatoes, please? -South of Nowhere I was protecting you, and when it comes down to having the choice of being right or protecting you, I'll be wrong every single time, because it's just who I am. -Ashley from South of Nowhere I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend -Pink"

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