About

Actor. Comedian. Musician. Student. Son. Friend. Master of nouns.

Education

• Lehigh University
• Louis E. Dieruff High School
• Louis E.Dieruff High School

Favorite saying

• ""At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?" - Zack Galifianakis "They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars." - Louis C.K. "He got totally hammered, woke up in bed next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all ok." - Stephen Colbert, on Charles Darwin "Yes, my good man, I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans...raw." - Charlie, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" "I'll just regress, because I feel I've made myself perfectly redundant." - Charlie, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same." - Jonathan Davis "Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue." - Bruce Dickinson "I'd like to imagine I won't end up in hell, but I think I've done too much acid and listened to too much death metal to sit on a cloud next to God with angels floating above my head." - Dave Grohl "I like playing music because it's a good living and I get satisfaction from it. But I can't feed my family with satisfaction." - James Hetfield "Sometimes, some of the most fun you can have is in a restricted area. It's true. Too much space can screw things up." - Ezra Koenig "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." - Chinese proverb"