About

Actor, Singer, Guitarist, Theatre Artist trying to find his place in this crazy world of show business.

Education

• SUNY New Paltz
• Finger Lakes Community College
• Whitesboro High School

Favorite saying

• "Dumb and Dumber Lloyd: Excuse me Flo? (Laughs with Harry) You know like the tv show. Waitress: (Blank stare looking at Lloyd) Lloyd: Mhmm. What is the Soup de jour? Waitress: It's the soup of the day. Lloyd: Mmm that sounds good I'll have that. Harry: Ski's huh? Woman: That's right. Harry: They yours? Woman: Uh huh. Harry: (pause) Both of em? Woman: Yeh. Harry: Ha cool! Lloyd: (coming out of gas station) Hey guys. Woah big gulps huh? Alright...Well see ya later. Lloyd: (rides up to Harry on a mini-bike) Got room for one more if you still wanna go to Aspen. Harry: Where did you find that? Lloyd: Some kid back in town. Traded the van for it straight up. Harry: You know Lloyd, just when i think you couldnt possibly b any dumber, you go and do something like this...And totally redeem yourself!! Boy Meets World Eric: (Lifts Corey onto shoulders and sings) For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow... (Candles fall over, curtains catch fire) Corey: Oh my god...oh my god it's happening! Look Eric! Eric: (Still singing) The curtains are on fire, the curtains are on fire... (Firemen come and start breaking down the door) Eric: They're chopping up the dorm room, they're chopping up the dorm room... Corey: My brother is a moron! Eric: Which nobody can deny! (Corey attacks Eric) Jack: Okay what is your name now?! Eric: My name is 'Plays with Squirrels.' Jack: Great even more ridiculous! Eric: (Sees Mr. Feeny) Feeny! Fee hee he...*cough cough*...oh i can't do it anymore. Mr. Feeny: Mr. Matthews...? Eric: Mr. Squirrels. Corey: Eric...? Eric: Plays with. Family Guy Stewie: You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. YOUR life however is more like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES! Brian: Why don't you shut up for about a week? Stewie: Alright and if I win? Brian: O no i wasn't betting why don't you just shut up for about a week? Meg: Chris you're hogging up all the air. Chris: O yeh well you're hogging up all the ugly! Lois: O he is so right on. Women are such teases. Thats why i went back to men. Meg: Ok...mom thanks for...(she leaves) Chris: (scoots over on couch towards Lois) Go on... Chris: I'm so hungry i could ride a horse.I don't get it...well i could ride it to the store i guess. Brian: Sorry Doc, I don't usually let Peter talk me into this kinda stuff. Rehab Woman: Wait a minute, Brian you have a preexisting relationship with this degenerate? Peter: A degenerate am I? Well you are a fastizio. See? I can make up words too sister. Tenacious D: In The Pick of Destiny Waitress: You guys know wut you want? KG: Hmm...wut do you recommend? Waitress: I recommend that you order some food. KG: (taken aback) O ok...hmm...let me have the fried chicken...and a steak...and the chicken fried steak. JB: (crying) We cant go on. We had the demons pick but then we broke it. And now our masterpiece will never happen. And we cant pay the rent because we wont b fueled by Satan. Open Mic Host: Come on come on get up its alright. You guys, having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better, because Satan's not in a guitar pick. He's inside all of us. He's in here...(pats KG's and JB's chests)...in your hearts. He's wut makes us not wanna go to work, exercise, or tell the truth. He's wut makes us wanna party and have sex with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says fuck you, to the people you hate. Now you can stay out here and fight on the ground and cry like babies, or you can go in there like friends and rock. So wuts it gonna b? KG: Lets go in there and show em wut Tenacious D is all about. JB: Yeh...i already got a guitar pick anyways. (holds up guitar pick with "KG" written on it)"