Mike Murphy
- Hometown: Washington D.C.
- Location: Tromsø, Norway
- Language: en_US
- Phone: (SSG) - LTVXQ - 802
- male
Mike Murphy is exceptionally tall. He has a long red beard. He likes heavy metal, cheap beer, and cats for their aloofness. He absolutely detests spider crickets. He is quick to anger. He is somewhat reserved. He tends to avoid crowds. He is not a risk-taker. He does not have a great aesthetic sensibility. He is occasionally given to procrastination. He takes time when making decisions. He needs alcohol to get through the working day.