This is Buster Billy Bob Armstrong writing the biography of Faralph John Jacob Johnson...first off we're going to state how amazing Faralph is....she is the butter to my beer, the banana to my split, the peanut Butter to my Jelly. Next, some awesome facts about Faralph...1.) She is the ONE and Only Bob. 2.) She is friends with Friday, the ape, they eat at Chili's all the time. 3.) She stops in the middle of intersections. 4.)She is crazier than Ruth, but in a good way. 5.)She has a spy car named Octavius. 5.) She's good friends with Fred, the speed talking waiter. 6.) She owns the ORIGINAL elder wand. 7.) She is married to Whipplesnertz Sr., the spy. and last but not least...8.) She is a FANTABULOUS rapper, she raps with Nelly on a daily basis. All in all, I <3 my Faralph John Jacob Johnson!
