"when life gives you grapes, make lemonade and let everyone wonder how you did it.
tip: if you want to invite your teacher over for dinner, dont say, "come to dinner teacher. my parents always wanted to meet a big idiot!"
step on a crack, break your mothers back, step on a rusty nail and you'll go, "WOOOOOOOAOOAAAAAOAOAOAAOAAAAAOAOAAH!""
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