If time is money I am running out of time.Sometimes I prefer to use my face for emoticons.WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!I'm so HOT - I make fire!My daily routine: Get up. Be awesome. Go back to bed.I can count the amount of boyfriends I've had on one hand. If I use a calculator.Sometimes I feel quite intelligent. Other times I have to sing the "A,B, C's" in my head to remember which letter comes next.To be honest, I get a little nervous right before I go to say Worcestershire sauce.When I get lonely I set my phone's alarm to go off every 15 minutes and imagine people are texting me.Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, I happen to be awesome.I have a disease called AWESOME. Kiss me I'm contagious!I'd rather eat chocolate than worry about if I have a thigh gap!I carry a knife. But it's just incase of cake.I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets.I meant to behave, but there were so many other options.I wish Facebook would notify me when someone delete's me. That way I could 'Like' it.I feel sad when I go to unfriend someone and they've already beat me to it.Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and and 90% how I react to it.I believe that failure should be an option.My life motto is simple: Follow your dreams...I can resist everything except temptation!I'm not a cougar, I'm a jaguar!I'm not immature...I just know how to have fun!I respect those who respect me and forget those who forget me. Simple as that.I am old enough to know better - but young enough to still do it anyway!Everyone I know is either getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more AWESOME!I don't look back - Unless there's a good view!I drink coffee... For your protection.I believe there's a time and place for Decaf. Never, and in the bin.I'm slow to trust, but quick to love. I wish too hard and I give too much. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I promise I'm worth it!I believe what we do flows from who we are.I am athletic. I surf the net.I've never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that's all I need to know about that.I don't pretend to be someone I'm not... But if you'd like to see me as someone who is gorgeous, rich and famous that's fine with me.I'm not unlucky in love - I'm just extremely good at being single!I'm not shy; I'm just holding back my AWESOMENESS so I don't intimidate you.Strangers think I'm quiet. Friends think I'm outgoing. My best friend thinks I'm insane.Love me when I least deserve it because that's when I really need it.I am who I am and your approval isn't needed!Admit it. Life would be so boring without me!I forgot to go to the gym yesterday. That's 10 years in a row!This is me! What you see is what you get.I am the yummy pie!I'm not lazy - I just run on energy saving mode!I'm not afraid of failing... Which is why I do it all the time!If I had to describe my personality - I'd say good looking.Normal people worry me!I'm not lazy. Someone just stole my motivation.I'm only single because I'm too awesome for everyone right now.I'm naturally funny because my life is like a joke.I'm not overweight. God just loved my body so much he made more of me!If I say "The other day" it can mean any time up to a year ago.You talk it. I LIVE it.I do what I must, and my friends will adjust!I am here for your entertainment!I am still waiting for blessings which aren't in disguise.I cover my mouth when I cough, so people don't catch my awesomeness.Yeah I'm F.I.N.E. (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eeding help, (E)verything's wrong.I am the one your mother warned you about.I'm painting a blue square in my backyard so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.I live for the moments you can't put into words
