About

Novelist and federal employee. Created the 'Terra Nova Chronicles' universe. Check my 'Likes' to join the fan page. All my books are available in the Kindle Store. Most people tell me that I'm "not quite right". I've never been able come up with any evidence to the contrary, so I don't argue with them anymore. I take full responsibility for the 'BWAINZ!' ZOM-BA-BIE craze. (It's a LOLcats thing.)

Education

• Marshall University
• University of Kentucky
• Morehead State University
• Ashland Community and Technical College
• South Point

Favorite saying

• "Arthur Dent: It's times like these when I'm six light years from Earth in the airlock of a Vogon spaceship with a man from Betelgeuse about to be blown out into space that I wish I'd listened to my mother... Ford Prefect: Why? What did she tell you? Arthur Dent: I don't know! I never listened! I had a parrot and it could talk, but it didn't know how to say, "I'm hungry," so it died. - Mitch Hedberg Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. - Scott Adams Humans will never go hungry because you can sell them almost anything and call it a "meat substitute". - Scott Adams A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams"