-A woman is the greatest of all contradiction She is an angel in truth and a demon in fiction, She is afraid of a cockroach, She will scream at a mouse, But she will tackle a man as big as a house. -She will take him for better, She will take him for worse She will split his head open and then be his nurse. And when he is well and can get out of bed, She will pick up a teapot and throw it at his head. -She is faithful, deceitful, keensighted, and blind. She is crafty, she is simple, she is cruel, and kind. -She will lift up a man, she will cast him down. She will make him a king, she will make him a clown. -You fancy she is this, but you find she is that for she will play like a kitten and bite like a cat. -In the moroning she will, in the evening she wont And you are always expecting she will,, But she Dont. <3
