Education

• Pinnacle Career Institute
• Barstow Community College
• Shawnee Mission South

Favorite saying

• "The only thing worth dieing for iS living. Good things come to those who are patient, but better things come to those who work for it. The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun. (Ecclesiastes 1:9 KJV) "Power Corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely." "Luck is when Opportunity meets preparation." "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time." ~Abraham Lincoln "If you have to ask how much something costs, you can't afford it." "Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is." "Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake." Napoleon Bonaparte "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Sun-Tzu "May all your UPS and downs be between the sheets." Mark Peeler Always do whatever's next. George Carlin Atheism is a non-prophet organization. George Carlin By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. George Carlin Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. George Carlin Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. George Carlin Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. George Carlin Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? George I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. George Carlin I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. George Carlin I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. George Carlin I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. George Carlin"