About

My personality is like 98.6% references. 0% of those references are good. I don't even know what an original thought is; I've certainly never had one.

Education

• Clever High
• East High School

Favorite saying

• "The morals of yesterday are no more. They are as dead as the day they were lived. Economic independence has put woman on exactly the same footing as man. -Norma Shearer If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased. -Katharine Hepburn I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. -Douglas Adams It's against my principles to buy a book I haven't read, it's like buying a dress you haven't tried on. -Helene Hanff It is one of life's bitterness truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are getting really interesting. -Lemony Snicket Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself -- I am large; I contain multitudes. -Walt Whitman Go out in the world and fuck it up beautifully. Design clothes so hideous that they can't be worn ironically. Horrifying us with new ideas. Outrage outdated critics. Use technology for transgression. Not lazy social living. Make me nervous. And finally,count your blessings. You got through college. You didn't commit suicide, OD, or have a nervous breakdown. And let's remember the ones who did. It's time to get busy. It's your turn to cause trouble. -John Waters"