Education

• University at Albany, SUNY
• Ichabod Crane Senior High School

Favorite saying

• ""Woah woah woah dude nobody plays pull cup at Keene." "Dude don't fall asleep someone just dropped off some dogs on caravan, we gotta finish this shit off." "If it weren't for her I could be going steady with three girls right now." "Yo dude put your knee down. Dude I can't right now" "Shaps if you twist your nipples hard enough, this girl will fuck you" "What the fuck is that? My shot, I can't really handle them. I like to take them in thirds." "I'm more animal than the zoo allow" "Come on mon thats not even my guy" "Yeah Granderson sucks, he strikes out 70% of the time. Dude that's not possible he's batting .320" "They use to call me hands in junior high" "Fuck I should have left my zipper open" "What is that shit? It's like an air freshener for your mouth" "Jer there's people having sex in your bed! Well what are you doing? Tell'em to get the fuck out! "Dude this Friday is going to be fuckin crazy! HAHA yeah it is hey mike does BOYB mean "bring other yemen bitches?" "The soccer game is on at 7. I'm gonna start pre gaming at 7, not like how Kenny does it though""