About

Urban Dictionary: Brianna An extremely beautiful girl who laughs a lot. A Brianna is always a very nice person and an amazing girlfriend. She is always protected by a Cameron, so don't fuck with her, or else a ninja will come after you with his extreme ninja skills. THE sexiest and awesomest person in the world! no homo! she has tons of friends...and if u mess wit her lets just say u got it comin! (she will mess u up!) A nice, kind-hearted girl, some what stubborn but is also straight-forward. She does worry about friends, and sometimes people she doesn't know. She is caring, and has been known to put things before herself, she is a good friend. And if she has a boyfriend, she stays with him, and is happy with him. 1.) to be tall, nice, and friends with anyone and everyone. 2.) to be afraid of wearing your hair down. 3.) to enjoy 'your mom' jokes. and add "oooh-sssss!" after.

Education

• Otterbein University
• Riverside High School

Favorite saying

• "Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say i love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Live life. Regret nothing. Love hurts. boys lie. friends cry. people die. parents yell. you always try. you're never good enough, and you don't know why. Sorry future husband, im not taking off your shoes and greeting you with a refreshing beverage when you come home from work. And i am not stopping the dishwasher if the noise bothers you nor will i redo my makeup and hair just for your arrival. Also, i would like you to know that i will complain if i want to. Apparently, it's what we women do best. Love, your future wife :) Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. OMG! THERE'S A FLOOD! It's okay. I have a ShamWow! A man asked a genie to make him a billion times smarter than any man on earth, so the genie turned him into a woman. A person who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is. "Did you just walk into that wall?" "No, i was trying to get to hogwarts.." Piglet- "How do you spell love?" Pooh- "You don't spell it... you feel it." Sometimes two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together "I can't talk to you anymore, it's not that I am mad at you, it's just that when I talk to you I realize how much I love you and when I realize how much I love you, I realize I can't have you and that makes me love you even more." A real boyfriend wants a cuddle more than a kiss. A kiss more then making out. Making out more than sex. But theres one thing that he should want to do more than all of those. Change your last name... I hate it when you can't stop thinking about that one person...and deep down inside you know they probably haven't thought about you once... Guy comes to school with crutches. Girl: WHAT HAPPENED!?!?! Boy: oh nothing... Girl: Tell me! Boy: No... Girl: Fine then.. Boy: ok. i was skate boarding and my friends said your name and i got distracted Girl: AWW! mom,dad this is my boyfriend _____. were going upstairs. Dad: ok dont do anything stupid.... 5 min later parents hear banging dad runs up to find them wrestling over a crayon Teacher leave the room during a test: Elementary- *silence* Middle- *whispers* can i have gum? High school- *yells across the room* hey whats number 1? 10 men and on woman hang onto a rope for there lives. The rope can only hold 10 people go. A woman says she'll go and gives a very inspiring speech. At the end, all the men clap for her... ;) elementary school: lets play on the playground! midddle school: pssh im too cool for that high school: OMIGODD SWINGS!!! There are 3 kids named Nobody, Somebody and Crazy. One day, an accident happened and Crazy was running like hell until Crazy reached the Police Station. Crazy: Somebody killed Nobody!!! Police: Are you crazy?!?!?! Crazy: YESSS!!!! Got a secret Can you keep it? Swear this one you'll save Better lock it, in your pocket Taking this one to the grave If I show you then I know you Won't tell what I said Cause two can keep a secret If one of them is dead…"