About

I am the original Moisty. I have made a few mistakes in my life, who hasn't? But I still stand with my head held high. I have pissed on some peoples corn flakes and im sure I'll piss on many more before I go. I'm not perfect never claimed to be! Was married. The only true good thing that came from that was my 3 beautiful, intelligent children. I may not have much but I have heart. I'm a straight shooter call a spade a spade. I love my family, my friends i would give my life for both. I'm a good dude, a good man. I believe in a higher power. Judge me if you must! In the end your judgement of me matters not, Gods is the only one that does. Like the song says ima joker, ima smoker, ima midnight toker...don't wanna hurt no one. My name is Christopher Marlow, I am Moisty. I am who God made me, I'm me.

Education

• School of Hard Knox, University of Life
• Redwood Falls Morton

Favorite saying

• "F**k'em an feed'em rice! If you can't get there by gravel and aint worth going! Dirty! F**k you Bigger!"