"I didn't come up with these, but I think they sum everything up.
1. "Humanity is awesome, fundamentally."
2. "Don't shake the melons, they go bad."
3. "If sticks and stones may break your bones, I'm thinking you might have osteoporosis or maybe a congenital, degenerative defect.""
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