About

What day is it? October?

Education

• The University of Southern Mississippi
• Jones County Junior College
• Purvis High School

Favorite saying

• ""Where the hell is the whiskey?" Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes." "Well, Alzheimer's can't be all bad. You get to meet new people every day." "I like to keep this handy... for close encounters." "Hey, Hicks. Man, you look just like I feel." "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!" "No milk will ever be our milk." "She says the jungle... it just came alive and took him.""