About

Guess what? You found me. It really wasn't that difficult, I suspect. A gold star to you anyway. Here's a bonus...You're more successful, wealthier, healthier and wiser. I don't have any tan lines though...I guess that makes us even. I was born. I am living. I will die.

Favorite saying

• ""When wearing only a smile - be sure to smile a lot" - Anonymous "That's what she said" - Michael Scott "What spirit is so empty and blind, that it cannot recognize the fact that the foot is more noble than the shoe, and skin more beautiful that the garment with which it is clothed?" - Michaelangelo “I am such a bloody talented guy. I might go into painting or something like that.” - Sir Alex Ferguson (ManU) "I've got an idea - an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about." - Peter Griffin "Motha Fricka" - Troy Landry"