Favorite saying

• ""Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times." "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." "Energizer Bunny arrested, he was charged with battery." "Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!""