1. ARE YOU NAMED AFTER SOMEONE? Technically, I was named after every person that was born before me. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Last week while watching a movie... well, does it count if I was able to successfully choke them back? 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes. Even though I haven't seen it in years. 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Bacon (hangs head in piggy shame). It totally counts because I'm addicted to BLTs. If Gouda is an option when I order... it's an LGBT sandwich. 5. DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS? One - Timothy. 6. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Never! Sarcasm is dangerous and gets teen girls pregnant!! 7. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Nope... I'm an incomplete person. Damaged goods. 8. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Naked and with a videographer doing slo-mo? Absolutely. 9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cracklin' Oat Bran. 10. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Dunno... I'm typically drunk when they come off, but they're usually tied when I go to put them back on. (kidding... or am I?) 11. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE STRONG? I am a strong, beautiful woman. Rawr! 12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Cherry Garcia. I want to say Schweddy Balls, but I'd be lying. 13. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Simultaneously, their levels of kindness and intelligence. 14. RED OR PINK? Divine Jungle Red! If we're talking Chuck Taylors... then pink. 15. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF? My standards are way too high for others... they're the same standards I have for myself, but they're too high for others. 16. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Black underwear with electric blue waistband and a lap dog... that's it right now. 17. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Fishdicks. 18. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The sound of my keyboard clicking while I type and the fan whirring in my PC... oh! and now the A/C. 19. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Orange... it makes you think. 20. FAVORITE SMELL? Tim's armpits fresh from the shower... I mean orange blossoms! 21. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Bruce's voicemail message. 22. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? What is "sport"? 23. HAIR COLOR? Mousy brown... unless Marc got to it... then a little magic blonde, too. <3 24. EYE COLOR ? I'm told hazel - green with brown centers. But that's dependent on my trust in cameras, mirrors, and other people. 25. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No. I carry them in my phone. 26. FAVORITE FOOD? Smørrebrød sandwich. 27. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Who doesn't like a "happy ending"? 28. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Boy Meets Girl - Ricky, a 21-year-old transgender young woman living in Virginia, dreams of becoming a designer in New York. 29. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? I covered this in my response to #16. Let's just say my nipples are out... haaaaay! 30. SUMMER OR WINTER? Spring and fall equally. 31. HUGS or KISSES? Hugs... they last longer and kisses spread germs. 32. WHAT IS ON YOUR PHONE LOCK SCREEN? Mini Cooper Countryman in white with rally striping... on top of a parking garage in a city's downtown. The irony. 33. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? The Strain 34. FAVORITE SOUND? Farts... they still crack me up. 35. ROLLING STONES or BEATLES? Beatles? It didn't give the option of neith... why is this still a question in 2016. Shouldn't it be Britney or GaGa? 36. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE TRAVELED? If life is a journey, then "39 years". Geographically? Saudi Arabia. 38. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Washington DC.
