About

there is actually nothing interesting about me

Education

• Largo High School

Favorite saying

• ""Microconsoles are and have always been stupid. Why would I want to play mobile games on my big-screen TV? Mobile games are popular because they're quick, and they're already on your phone. Nobody buys an iPhone to play Crossy Road; people download Crossy Road because it's on the iPhone! Nobody is going to want to play these games on a big-screen TV and have them be the main point of their focus. People would rather want to play them on their tiny phone, so then they don't have focus on it all the time, and they can on other things as well in their peripheral vision and whatnot. Nobody's going to sit there, for hours, playing mobile games on their big-screen TV, but OKAY! "WHATEVER! Ouya, and GameStick, and all of these other things have INDIE GAMES!" Well, it's a little too bad because most of the indie games on these things REEK or they're available in SO MANY OTHER PLACES, and if you're a fan of indie games, you already obviously have a platform to play indie games on! WHY WOULD YOU USE A GAMESTICK OR AN OUYA TO PLAY INDIE GAMES ON?! It's OBVIOUSLY going to be the inferior way to play it compared to many other ways OR EVEN THE WAY YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT BECAUSE YOU ALREADY LIKE INDIE GAMES! (OR YOU LIKE MOBILE GAMES!) YOU ALREADY HAVE SOMEWHERE TO PLAY THESE GAMES! So, the game library on these things REEK, the controllers are usually sup-par, and these things appeal to BASICALLY A NONEXISTENT MARKET, AND.... I THINK I HAVE SCOLIOSIS, BUT I'M TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS TO ASK MY DOCTOR ABOUT IT BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO TO THE DOCTOR, THE DOCTOR'S JUST LIKE "WOW! SCOTT! YOU LOOK REALLY HEALTHY! SEE YOU IN A FEW MONTHS!" AND I'M LIKE "THANKS DOC!" BUT THEN I'M LIKE- I GO HOME AND I'M LIKE "THIS SMELLS LIKE SCOLIOSIS!!" -Scott the Woz"