About

when life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons. then bail. they call me mr. mushroom cuz i'm a fun guy

Favorite saying

• ""we were delayed en route when a sting ray in front of us killed a pedestrian." " i love the friends i have gathered together on this thin raft, we have constructed pyramids in honor of our escaping, this is the land where the pharoah died. " "a brand new baby was born yesterday, just in time" "