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I'M 39 GETTING TO REALLY NOT LIKE MIDDLE AGE STUFF ITS WHEN WE SEEM TO JUST FALL APART LOL AND FOR THOSE WHO KNOW ME I WAS ALREADY FALLING APART IN MY TWENTIES I WILL BE THE FIRST PARAMEDIC THAT CAN SHARE HER VENTILATOR WITH HER PATIENTS LOL I TOLD A SILLY JOKE (ACHMED QUOTE) HAHAHA I ALWAYS LOOK MAD PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW ME THINK I'M STUCK UP OR A BITCH (GRUMPY YES BUT NOT A BITCH) BUT ITS JUST THE WAY MY FACE LOOKS WHEN RELAXED I CAN'T SMILE ALL THE TIME IT HURTS :) BUT IF YA ASK ME TO.. I'LL SMILE PROMISE :) I TOLD ANOTHER JOKE HAHAHA.. I HAVE 2 WONDERFUL STEPDAUGHTERS THAT KEEP MY WORLD BUSY AND FULL OF BOY DRAMA, FASHION CLASS, THE LATEST HIP HOP SONGS, WHY BRITT THINKS LIL WAYNE IS HOT (STILL TRYING TO UNDERSTAND BRITT I DON'T SEE IT)I AM A GRANDMA YES AT THE RIPE OLD AGE 39 AND THE SIMPLE FACT I GET A LOVE YA MOM TEXT OUT OF THE BLUE.. THAT WARMS THE HEART. THEN THERES MY SON ZACH WHO I CAN SAY IS SMARTER THEN ME... HE MAKES UP REALLY FUNNY JOKES... HE LOVES LINKIN PARK AND WANT TO LEARN TO PLAY EVERY INSTRUMENT IN BAND HE IS ALWAYS THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE SURE MY ASTHMA OK TODAY AND HE CAN PUT TOGATHER A NEB SET FASTER THEN MOST EMT'S HE'S MY LITTLE HERO THAT WANTS TO BE IN SWAT HE IS ALWAYS ARMED!!! PEOPLE!!! SO BECARFUL LOL HES AMAZING IN HIS SHOOTING CLASS I COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER KID. THEN DAVE MY HUBBY YOU ALL KNOW HIM I CAN'T GO ANY WHERE THAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HIM CAN'T EVEN FLY ACROSS COUNTRY PEOPLE KNOW HIM THERE TOO SO DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN HIM YA ALL KNOW HIM HEHEHE:p. I HAVE NOAH'S ARK CATS DOG'S MACAWS OH MY. I MUST SAY GERMAN DOGS RULE GO ROTTWIELER'S & SHEPHERD'S I LOVE THE FACT NO MATTER WHAT I HAVE DONE IN THIS WORLD THATS WRONG IF I HAD A BAD DAY AT WORK OR I'M SICK THEY ALL ARE ACTUALLY HAPPY TO SEE ME AND MY MACAWS ALL SAY HELLO AND THE MALE EVEN ADDS A VERY LOVING F---- YOU AS I'M TYPING THIS THAT BAD SMELL MY NOSE IS ACTUALLY TASTING RIGHT THIS MINUTE IS MY ROTTWIELER"S GAS PROBLEM AND SHE'S SNORING WHICH I THINK THATS WHY SHE FARTS OR IT'S THAT SHE LOVE TO DINE IN THE CAT BOX AND DESSERT IN THE BIRD POOP ....maybe....THATS GOOD EATIN TO A DOG....I'M A PARAMEDIC MY EMT PARTNERS THRU THE YRS ROCK.

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• "i SEE said the blind man to his DEAF cat......my silly saying after too much tequila lol"