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Favorite saying

• "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn this way. - Jessica Rabit Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation.. so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type.. I'm like, hey girl, magenta! and she's like, oh, you mean purple! and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, no - I want magenta! -John Mayer Find a heart that will love you at your worst and arms that will hold you at your weakest. Smile a little more, it can only make life brighter, beauty more spectacular, and your happiness greater. "Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance." --Oscar Wilde Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. A heart that loves is always young."