About

I like crack and long walks to my dealer's house. I've never seen a car stereo I didn't want to steal. My IQ is higher than I can count because I only have ten fingers. I love Justin Beiber (#CUTFORBEIBER) and I want to buy the latest Cher album, but nobody sells it on cassette. I want a Prius SOOOOOOO BAD like OMG. I will LITERALLY DIE if I don't get one for my birthday this year. I'm not very good at math because I CAN'T EVEN. I fart in public then walk away.

Education

• Blanchard, Oklahoma

Favorite saying

• "You are only as good as the people you choose to keep around you."