About

i am now a muse i'm a painter that often makes other forms of art. i'm a poser that knows all the poses. i play with my drums guitar and laptop(potpal) i'm a cook that makes food that will knock your aunt connie's bush off. mostly i'm a loser,other times a bonafide narcissist and always until the end a diabetic(i'm guessing this will be my demise) i want to die soon..so i can leave a decent looking corpse:unless of course i fall in love..then i want to live happily ever after..make more paintings and maybe one day make some got dang cash. i'm fairly intelligent, witty, caring, polite and i have good taste in most all animate and inanimate objects. i have had seven broken hearts(make that eight as of late),six stitches,one broken rib,one broken ankle, and one broken hand. i won my school and then the county-wide 4-h bake off in the 6th grade. i made banana bread and no my mom didn't help me. i like all artoutsider/folk/dada/germanexpressionism/ists/surrealism/ ists all ism's...i am the founder of the nextists....everything unfortunatly gets labeled and put into genres and catergories... for the art history's sake this will be the title of our art movement.. you can be one too...just ask...my favorite color used to be orange but in keeping with the nextist fashion it is now clear. i know you might not think clear is a color..but i do. what color is water? clear allows you to see all colors differently. you can get matte glossy semi-glossy etc...clear the true absence of color. i don't wear underwear. i like bathing better than showering.

Education

• University of Kentucky
• Boyd County High School