About
I like country music and other kinds of music and I love Cape Cod - go Patriots! I'm a great singer, guitar player, cautious driver, & a hard working pie maker.
Education
- Cape Cod Community College
- Eastern New Mexico University
- Spring High School
Favorite saying
- "I know what you're thinking. You think he fired six or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and blow your head clean off. You've got ask yourself one question,"Do I Feel Lucky?" Well, do you, punk?
Go ahead! Make my day!
Get off my lawn!
You forgot your fortune cookie. It says "You're shit out of luck."
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Smile, you son of a bitch!
In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspected stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
'cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
When you're in Texas look behind you,
'cause that's where the rangers are gonna be.
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?
Eeeh!! Sorry, Hans. Wrong Guess.
This is a great white, a big one. And any shark expert in the world'll tell ya it's a killer. It's a man-eater.
Look, the situation is that apparently, a great white shark has staked a claim in the waters off Amity Island, and he's going to continue to feed here as long as there is food in the water.
And there's no limit to what he's gonna do. I mean, we've already had three incidents. Two people killed inside of a week, and it's gonna happen again. It happened before. The Jersey beach. 1916 - there were five people chewed up in the surf - in one week.
Tell him about the swimmers.
A shark is attracted to the exact kind of splashing and activity that occurs whenever human beings go in swimming. You cannot avoid it.
You open the beaches on the 4th of July, it's like ringing the dinner bell for Christ's sakes.
Look, Mr. Vaughn. Mr. Vaughn, I pulled a tooth the size of a shot glass out of the wrecked hull of a boat out there, and it was the tooth of a Great White.
Brody: It was Ben Gardner's boat. It was all chewed up. I helped tow it in. You should have seen it.
I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass. Wait a second. There are two ways to deal with this problem: you're either going to kill this animal or you're gonna cut off its food supply.
You all know me. You know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for ya, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like goin' down to the pond chasing bluegills or tommy cods. This shark will swallow you whole. Shakin'. Tenderizin'. Down you go. But we got to do it quick. That'll bring back the tourists and it'll put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, Chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him and kill him for ten. You've got to make up your minds. Gonna stay alive and ante up? Or want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers. I don't want no mates. There's too many captains on this island. $10,000 dollars for me by myself. For that, you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."
