""Since you and Penny hooked up we thought you guys would have hot, bouncy, yumyum night :)."
-Raj
Alex Mastin: On the outside, it's like crap but on the inside it's like Narnia.
Me: I love chinese food.
Olivia: Me too but I like asian food better.
Robbie: Chinese and asian are the same thing.
Olivia: WHAT!?!?!? Since when??!
Me/Robbie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(good times XD)
From Juno:
Rollo-well, well, if it isn't Macgruff the crime dog. back for another test?
Juno- I think the first one was defective, the plus sign looked more like a division symbol, so i remain unconvinced.
Rollo- Third test today, momma bear, your eggo's preggo no dought about it.
Random woman- It's really easy to tell, is your nipples real brown?
Rollo-yeah, maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperm, knocked you up twice.
juno- Silincio, old man , i just drank my weight in sunny D and i gotta go pronto.
Rollo- well you know where the lavatory is.
(juno goes to the bathroom)
Rollo- what's the prognosis, fertile Myrtle: minus or plus?
Juno- I don't know, its not seasoned yet. i'll take one of these. there it is, the little pink plus sign is so unholy.
(Shakes the pregnancy test)
Rollo- that ain't no Etch-a-sketch, this is one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet."
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