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  • ""Since you and Penny hooked up we thought you guys would have hot, bouncy, yumyum night :)." -Raj Alex Mastin: On the outside, it's like crap but on the inside it's like Narnia. Me: I love chinese food. Olivia: Me too but I like asian food better. Robbie: Chinese and asian are the same thing. Olivia: WHAT!?!?!? Since when??! Me/Robbie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (good times XD) From Juno: Rollo-well, well, if it isn't Macgruff the crime dog. back for another test? Juno- I think the first one was defective, the plus sign looked more like a division symbol, so i remain unconvinced. Rollo- Third test today, momma bear, your eggo's preggo no dought about it. Random woman- It's really easy to tell, is your nipples real brown? Rollo-yeah, maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperm, knocked you up twice. juno- Silincio, old man , i just drank my weight in sunny D and i gotta go pronto. Rollo- well you know where the lavatory is. (juno goes to the bathroom) Rollo- what's the prognosis, fertile Myrtle: minus or plus? Juno- I don't know, its not seasoned yet. i'll take one of these. there it is, the little pink plus sign is so unholy. (Shakes the pregnancy test) Rollo- that ain't no Etch-a-sketch, this is one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet."

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