About

Somebody help me through this nightmare I can't control myself Somebody wake me from this nightmare I can't escape this hell ~AzN PrIdE~

Education

• Clear Lake High School
• Glenda Dawson High School

Favorite saying

• "My biggest fear is coming back and being as good. That’s my biggest fear. I need to be a lot better.... Trying to forget someone you love is trying to remember someone you never knew "I'd rather reign in hell then serve in heaven."- JKidd upon turning down offers to play in the West. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??? On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?) On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)"