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*** ATTN: I have more than one facebook account (because fb only lets you have a limit of 5000 friends for each acct) so if you stumbled upon this profile and we are already friends on 1 of my other accts. No i didnt delete you or anything of the sort. go check, im sure were still friends, this is just a different profile. Sorry for any confusion*** - speaking of 'friend limits' ive also reached MY facebook 'friend limit' of 5000 on here. The site probably wont let you 'request' me as a friend. Instead send me a message and i will just send a f.request to YOU when i get a chance. Thanks! - i love getting messages and comments and all that cool stuff but its hard for me to leave them back in a timely fashion because i get so many. please dont think if i havent responded in a few days that im ignoring you...ive just been busy. - i dont do foursquare. unless its to check in at the gym or the library, which i am never at, but it lets people think im cultured and/or busy when in reality im at home in my sweats playing call of duty. - im obsessed with songs that end up as intros to popular TV shows. - the day the bills win the superbowl or the sabres win the stanley cup will be one of the greatest days of my life. - i used to read word-up magazine. - i always throw my basket out at chipotle. sorry. - dont even think about sending me a request for farmville or fishville but...id totally accept an invite for a game called 'toiletville'! - someday i will shoot that guy in the lady janes commercial in the face. and it will be 'wicked awesome'. - never have i ever had sex in a canoe - i refuse to use those stupid bluetooth headset thingies because i believe thats the first stage in the evolution to where man eventually becomes a cyborg like in all those futuristic science fiction movies. - name me a youtube video i HAVENT seen. - i pop cherries not bottles. - i once beat super mario brothers from start to finish without dying once. - i love to recite movie quotes in real life. that way if someone never saw that particular movie...theyd think im not only clever and funny but when they DO finally hear said quote when seeing that movie...they'd think they ripped it off from me. - i leave messages before the beep. - i name all my photo albums after TV shows. - i pulled a fire alarm at a fire hall once. thug life! - my reality tv debut was on mtv true life: im banging your mom.

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