About
If you know me then you know I'm generally real laid back and chill. Sometimes I can be the life of a party though. I also can't stand drama, so... yeah, there it is.
Favorite saying
- "“Depression is just anger without enthusiasm. It’s an empty beer bottle with no one worth throwing it at.” -Anonymous Drunken Wisdom
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. -Mark Twain
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. -Will Rogers
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. -W.C. Fields
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -Frank Sinatra
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. -George Burns
If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation. -David Brent
You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back. -David Brent
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain
Stop thinking, and end your problems. -Lao Tzu
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein
There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -Woody Allen
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. -Woody Allen
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you. -Groucho Marx
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. -Woody Allen
Never give a sucker an even break. -W. C. Fields
Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots. -David Brent
I shot him. With a small revolver. I keep it under my balls. -Val Kilmer
The essence of balance is detachment. To embrace a cause , to grow fond or spiteful is to lose one's balance, after which no action can be trusted. -Author Unknown"
