Favorite saying

• "-"I ran into my ex the other day, Put it in reverse and hit him again" -"Free Advice is worth what you paid for it" -"Books have knowledge Knowledge is power, Power Corrupts, Corruption is a crime, and Crime doesnt pay... So, If you keep reading, you'll go broke!" -"House guarded by shotgun 3 days a week. Guess which days." -"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car." -"Early to rise, early to bed makes a person healthy but socially dead.""