About

I love life and family. I enjoy sports & fitness, books, art, MUSIC, movies, cooking and most things artsy. I love my wife. The dog’s alright, I suppose.

Favorite saying

• ""Thanks for your help... I'm gonna go lay down and die now." ~David Jones~ "You ever try balls?... No really!!!! Its a Canadian energy drink" ~Michael Knight~ "Don't worry bro, I'll just ask my mom, shes at the gym" ~Joe~ "That sucks... balls!!" ~Chris Nesmith~ "We're on a rocket-road!!!! AAAH!!!" ~Chris Nesmith~ "Yeah! we'll break into their house and kill their family!!" ~Caleb Lampkin~ "Love me two times baby" ~James Woodraska~ "The Moogodty warrior" ~Chris Nesmith~ "Aren't you going out with that one chick... Alex?" ~Joey Gresham~ "Way to be Joey, and you too Michael, that's right, just give up! Thats what you'll tell you children" ~David Jones~ "Why are we here? Is this Montana?!" ~Joey Gresham~ "Go sameritan warrior, America is that way" ~Joey Gresham~ "Sweet Jesus thats hot!!!!" ~hippie Skater~ "...And then a small tree falls from a tree and starts growing in your head..." ~DJ~ "Ya wanna know how to get two coops?!" ~Adam Chen~ "Ly-byer... built by champions.... built by Jesus!" ~Me~ "What an idiot" ~Drew~ "No pizza? Well, lets get back into the time machine and go back" ~Adam Chen~ "Flashbang through the door!" "Yes, I can still fight" "Quick, into the shadows" ~Me and DJ~ "Hurry, grab the weapons and head to the forrest!" ~Me and DJ~ "Earth, fire, water, heart!!" ~Me, Brandon, DJ, and Adam~ "Its our twins!!!" "Where are our twins?!?" ~Me, Adam, and DJ~ "Oil-slick!!!" ~DJ~ The waitress asks Luke what he wants to eat and he asks her how big the chicken sandwich is. She says its an 8 ounch chicken breast. Luke says, "Wow thats big." Then DJ says, "Yeah, thats alota breast!" lol "I mean come oooooon!!!!!" ~DJ~ "Hey look!! 360s for free!! I guess we came to the right place." ~Me~ "Dude! Those guys hauled that boat with their car!! They're like legends!!!! ~Chris Robertson~ "Man! That girl is hot!! ...is she standing up?" ~Chris Robertson~ "Too many coooookies!!" ~Me and Chris Nesmith~ "WE FOUND THE KEYS TO THE CITY!!!!" ~Me and Chris Nesmith~ (I am saying this to Nesmith) "Ok, I am the earth and you are us. The penny is me... wait, why is the penny on your head?" (Nesmith says this back to me) "It's on my head because your in my thoughts, man" "LOL! The Prince of Magic... Kirby!!" "Look at me!! I'm not even real!" ~Chris R~ "Grave robbers... their charming folk" ~Ethan Kelly~ "You wanna walk, Gloria?! Well Fuck you!!" ~Glo~ "Lets go to Mugs, man! I'm thinkin bout makin an appearance." ~Hippie Skater~ Me-"Hey, Zach, do you have a headache?" Zach-"Fuck ya, man!" "Hey, you did a great job on that... my birthday?" ~Hippie Skater~ "Ya... I was into fighting... but I got tired of kicking everyone's ass" ~Mr. Priest~ "It's like a cake sqeeze!!" ~Bryce~ "This is how lizards kiss" ~Gloria~ "Guys! Lets go smell all the candles!" ~Ian~ "Man, tree frogs are awesome! Especially when they come in the house and walk on the walls and eat all the bugs..." ~Cascone~ "Man! Everything I thought I knew about the KKK is wrong!." ~Cascone~"