Education

• CSU Chico
• California State University, Chico
• Morgan Hill Unified School District
• Ann Sobrato High School

Favorite saying

• "Its 5 O,clock somewhere!! When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? -George Carlin You can't change your past but you can change your present for a better future- Riccardo The second you live you are dying so live your live to the fullest-Riccardo Be Excelent to eachother- Bill and teds excelent adventure If you you don't like what is happening around you than you should get involved and do something about it- Riccardo Chicken Tendies- Chris "were the three best friends that anyone can have" The Hangover The greatest power is the power of free will -Riccardo Life is like a roller coaster it has its Ups, it has its downs and it has obstacles to overcome along the way. Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? - George Carlin Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? George Carlin Would a fly without wings be called a walk? George Carlin Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? George Carlin You can prick your finger — just don’t finger your prick. George Carlin So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin A Tricep is a mans best friend !!! Phi Deltoid Jesus wept-Pinhead -HellRaiser 1 The planet is fine. The people are fucked. George Carlin The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. George Carlin And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”- George Carlin If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it! George Carlin "I understand about Indecision, but I dont care if I get behind, people livin' in competition, all I want is to have my peace of mind" Boston "Hella"- Riccardo "One man is no man" Morrison"