""Takin' care of business"
From the greatest movie ever, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation -
"Don't push me down, Clark."
"Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. "
"Aunt Bethany: What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound.
Uncle Lewis: You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant. "
"Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you. ""
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