Kyle Nelson
- Birthday: January, 1
- Hometown: Sioux Falls, South Dakota
- Location: Oakland, Florida
- Language: en_US
- Phone: (SSG) - LTVXQ - 848
- male
- Married
'In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked... Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits’ – George Carlin The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity." -John Adams "The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion." -John Adams