About

Heather Martin. She's an awesome person of which you should get to know. She loves retarded jokes, hack circles, and hugs. Awkward silences scare her, and so do potential socially creepy situations. Don't ever count on her to remember anything, because she'll forget 30 seconds after you tell her. She plays it off like she's tough -and she is- but she also has a sensitive side. If she calls you a "faggot" don't take it personally, you've just hurt her feelings. Her hobbies include wearing fake mustaches in public, pelvic thrusts, maniacal laughs, and long romantic walks to her refrigerator at night. Lauren Garretson is her best friend. She may not be the wisest of advice-givers, and she may think it's funny when you get hit by a car, but she's a great person over all. She's beautiful; but she doesn't know it. Reading quotes are a hobby, along with creeping on Facebook pages and making inappropriate sexual innuendos. As skinny as she is, she could probably beat your ass. :) She's set in her ways; make a good impression the first time or it could be your last. Loyalty matters to her, and she hates hypocrites. Inappropriate situations of all types are her favorite. Get to know her. --Lauren Garretson

Education

• Chamberlain University
• Dabney S. Lancaster Community College
• Greenbrier School of Practical Nursing

Favorite saying

• ""When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." Jimi Hendrix "Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley "Shut your mouth when you're talking to me." "I'm selfish, impatient,and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle,but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." -(Marilyn Monroe) "After a while, you learn the difference between holding a hand, and falling in love. You'll learn kisses don't always mean something.Promises can be broken just as easily as they were made, and as hard as it is to believe, sometimes goodbyes are meant to last forever." "if your heart was really broken you'd be dead." -Bob Marley ‎"I don't have a problem with God, its his Fan Club that pisses me off" ~unknown "Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it" "I finally understood what true love meant...love meant that you care for another person's happiness more than your own, no matter how painful the choices you face might be." "Sometimes you have to be a part from people you love, but that doesn't make you love them any less. Sometimes you love them more." -Nicholas Sparks. "Absence makes the heart fonder." - Martin"