Education

• Los Angeles City College
• Musicians Institute
• John Marshall High School

Favorite saying

• ""I’m never really all that interested, but I find myself telling her how beautiful she is anyway. ‘Cause it’s true, all women are, in one way or another. You know, there’s always something about every damn one of you, it’s a smile, a curve, a secret. You ladies really are the most amazing creatures, my life’s work. But then there’s the morning after, a hangover, and the realization that I’m not quite as available as I thought I was the night before. And then she’s gone, and I’m haunted by yet another road not taken." -Hank Moody (Californication) "Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. Catwoman: But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it. You're the second man who killed me this week, but I've got seven lives left. Batman: I tried to save you. Catwoman: Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead... or deeply resentful. Maybe you should retire" "Good morning Hell-A. In the land of the lotus eaters’ time plays tricks on you. One day you’re dreaming, the next your dream has become your reality. It was the best of times, if only someone had told me. Mistakes were made, hearts were broken, harsh lessons learned. My family goes on without me, while I drown in a sea of pointless pussy. I don’t know how I got here, but here I am, rotting away in the warm California sun. There are things I need to figure out, for her sake at least. The clock is ticking, the gap is widening. She won’t always love me no matter what." -Hank Moody (Californication) "What you think is called "pain" is only a shadow, pain has a face... allow me to show it to you, gentlemen, I AM PAIN!" - Pinhead (Hellraiser) "Hell-A Magazine blog number 1. Hank hates you all. A few things I’ve learned on my travels through this crazy little thing called life. One, a morning of awkwardness is better than a night of loneliness. Two, I probably won’t go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. And 3, while I’m down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I’m not talking about a huge 70’s Playboy bush or anything. Just something that reminds me that I’m performing cunnilingus on an adult. But I guess the larger question is why is the city of angels so hell bent on destroying its female population." -Hank Moody (Californication) "When you are in hell, only the devil can help you out" -Jigsaw (Saw) "You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams. It’s not gentlemanly." - Hank Moody (Californication) "I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together." — Marilyn Monroe"