About

"Well, it's a crazy, fucked up world & we're all just floating along waiting for someone who can walk on water, man." Call me anything you'd like because I don't quite feel like 'Kirstin' & no one has the tongue or time to pronounce it properly anyway. If all children are artists, then I'll surely build a time machine. Art is everything. I have a penis; it's detachable, an odd mindset; it's off putting, & a sick sense of humor; it's awkward. I've been known to dance in public, scream at strangers, take photos of every step I take, rant for days, care too deeply, hate too much & find an ever expanding soundtrack to sum it all up with music. As well as a style of speech like a copy of Websters with the obscenities highlighted in blaze orange ink. .....also, people mostly just terrify me & I have no intention of facing that fear; it's workin' for me. Despite my generally shite luck, I have a killer husband that completes & inspires me. Our life together has brought me peace.

Favorite saying

• ""When in public, poetry should take off it's clothes & wave to the nearest person in sight; it should be seen in the company of thieves & lovers rather than that of journalists & publishers." -Brian Patten. "The creation of genuine art demands conscious struggle, formal inventiveness & reckless courage." -Hirsh. "History is no more than the portrayal of crimes & misfortunes." -Voltaire. "Love built on beauty, soon as beauty dies." -John Dorine. "No human thing is of serious importance." -Plato. "Be ashamed to die until you've won some victory for humanity." -Horace Mann. "First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." -William Shakespeare. "There is no such thing as inaccuracy in a photograph. All photographs are accurate; none of them is the truth." -Richard Avedon. "Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda & entertainment without moral passion is television." -Rita Mae Brown. "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our own discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts & start searching for different ways or truer answers." -M.Scott Peck. "Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein."