Education

• The University of Alabama
• Loveless Academic Magnet Program High School

Favorite saying

• ""America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week." -- Evan Esar "For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news." -- Gloria Borger "Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty." -- Leo Rosten "Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know." -- Cullen Hightower "No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather." -- Michael Pritchard "If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." -- George Carlin "There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it." -- Mary Wilson Little "To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent." -- Robert Copeland "Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done." -- Andy Rooney "Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." -- John Lehman "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." -- Albert Einstein "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."        -- Ernest Benn "The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were."        -- David Brinkley "The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting."        -- Charles Bukowski "All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it."        -- H. L. Mencken"