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I love sports. I love family. I love life.

Favorite saying

  • "'Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.' 'Just give the dog his fucking food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do shit before YOU eat.' 'You're gonna run into jerk offs. But remember, it's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it.' 'No, you can not borrow my t-shirt...How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your fucking laundry?.' You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullshit.' 'The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that.'"

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