About

Just a dude living and loving life!

Education

• Northwestern Technical College
• Trion High School

Favorite saying

• ""To be the best you have to overcome the worst." ~Andrew Patterson "When will the blind ever open their eyes and see that their treasure is trash for the flies? When will they see that their objects of worth are fading and crumbling and mere dust of the earth?" ~Andrew Patterson Billy Joe Banford: Cut the crap, son! A blind man could see that you two aren't investors. Shawn Spencer: Technically, a blind man can't see anything, Billy Joe. ~Psych "Most people aren't going to make that much money if they're only charging a penny for their thoughts." ~Andrew Patterson "Disco didn't die, it was murdered." ~Psych "Stubborness is persistence and determination and can be a good thing. When combined with pride or stupidity it is an entirely different beast." ~Andrew Patterson "I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!" ~The Other Guys Ignorance must truly be bliss because there sure is a lot of it going around. ~Andrew Patterson If stupidity were a crime punishable by death then this world wouldn't have a population problem. ~Andrew Patterson "Who do you think you are? Its a life that you made Well, don't be afraid of the hands you played." ~Brett Dennen "Henry Spencer: Life is not made up of a single moment, it's made up of a gazillion moments. What defines us is the choice we make in the next moment, and the one after that." ~Psych "You were a secret, waiting to be found out Soon you'll be what everyone is talking about May you spread your love like laughter And find whatever your're after Open all your windows, and let the music spill out" ~Brett Dennen "Never miss a good chance to shut up." "A closed mouth gathers no foot." "If my heart wasn't such a jungle, maybe you wouldn't feel so all alone. If your heart wasn't such an ocean, I wouldn't sink like a stone." ~Brett Dennen "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket." "Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield." "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." "If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"? ~Jerry Seinfeld You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out." ~Jerry Seinfeld "Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence." ~Ashleigh Brilliant "The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced." ~Frank Zappa "I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance." "If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid." "I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me." "I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion." "I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening." "I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving." "Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure." "Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?" "Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?" "Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice." “I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” ~Anonymous “Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.” ~Spencer Johnson "Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings." “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” ~Walter Winchell "When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane." "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?" “The friendship that can cease has never been real.” ~St. Jerome "Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again." "My friends say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure." “But what is the good of friendship if one cannot say exactly what one means? Anybody can say charming things and try to please and to flatter, but a true friend always says unpleasant things, and does not mind giving pain. Indeed, if he is a really true friend he prefers it, for he knows that then he is doing good.” ~Oscar Wilde "I started with nothing and still have most of it left." "By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends." "Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks." "Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it." "What we learn from history is that we fail to learn from history." "Let's share, you'll take the grenade, I'll take the pin." "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list." "Refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person." "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot." "If I got smart with you how would you know?" "Life can be full of pain. Just depends which end of the knife your'e on." ~Andrew Patterson "Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege." "If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong." "I've lowered my expectations to the point where they've already been met." "I'm not fluent in IDIOT, so please speak slowly and clearly." "I think, therefore we have nothing in common." "It's good to be needed, it's great to feel wanted." ~Andrew Patterson "Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go." "Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often." “A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” ~Arnold H. Glasgow “You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends.'” “Friends aren't jumper cables. You don't throw them into the trunk and pull them out for emergencies.” “Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.” ~Gloria Naylor "Philosophy for a happy life. Someone to love, something to look forward to, and something to do." Elvis Presley 1972 "Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity." Elvis Presley "Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine." Elvis Presley "Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away." Elvis Presley "Having a baby is like having a tattoo on your face. You kind of want to be committed." ~Eat, Pray, Love Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. ~Author Unknown It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story - especially when you're not sure which half they know. ~Robert Brault “True friends stab you in the front.” ~Oscar Wilde "Let's meet at 0700 hours." "700 hours, that's like 20 days from now. That's too late we should meet sooner." ~Psych Shawn Spencer: We're from the Health Department. We're here for a surprise inspection. Chef Antonio: Again? We just had the surprise inspection a few days ago. Why, is there a problem? Shawn Spencer: Yes. You weren't surprised enough. ~Psych If you're so smart, then why are you dead? ~Psych Burton 'Gus' Guster: You named your fake detective agency "Psych"? Why not just call it, "Hey, We're Fooling You and the Police Department, Hope We Don't Make a Mistake and Someone Dies Because of It"? Shawn Spencer: First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long. It would never fit on the window. And secondly, the best way to convince people you're not lying to them is to tell them you are. ~ Psych Burton 'Gus' Guster: This is breaking and entering! Shawn Spencer: [trying to pick a lock] No, no, no - only if we break something, and THEN enter something. ~Psych Shawn Spencer: Can you check for a John Doe, please? [Desk clerk nods, turns to her computer] Shawn Spencer: Actually, can you check all the Does? Tae Kwon, Cookie, Play, Do-Si... ~Psych"