About

I play hockey if you can't tell and have been for 12 years. It really consumes a lot of my life.

Education

• Smoky Hill High School

Favorite saying

• "Lol from movies thats too many. "You know the last time somebody got a hand job in cargo shorts was Nam?" "I'm gonna be the iron chef at pounding vag" "You should take care of it. And for little baby ears over here it rhymes with smushmortion" "Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles" "Whats up Scorsese on coke?" "People don't forget!" Oh man too many others."