Favorite saying

• ""I don't use drugs--my dreams are frightening enough!" -M.C. Escher "Guys: never, ever, joke with girls about them being ugly, stupid, fat, or unimportant. It does not matter if you're joking or not, it still hurts and once that idea is planted in our minds, it's almost impossible to remove it." -Jasmine "Food is food and it must be EATEN!!" -Shalia :-D "We should have a communication with a gender of the opposite sex." - Madi! "What breaks your bones is not the load you're carrying. What breaks you down is all in how you carry." - The Fray "Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling." - Tina Fey "He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave." - Andrew Carnegie "Two men can keep a secret if one of them is dead." - Benjamin Franklin “No matter what anyone says, don't take their fucking bullshit because you're better than them, faster than them and God damn it, YOU'RE MUCH BETTER LOOKING!!” -Gerard Way "It's not over until there's a chainsaw blowjob." -Alex Sorensen "All things are poison and nothing is without poison; only the dose makes a thing not a poison." -Theophrastus Phillipus Auroleus Bombastus von Hohenheim"