About

You know when people talk about feeling trapped in a glass box and they can scream and scream but no one on the outside hears them? I feel like that.

Education

• Georgia State University
• Monroe Area High School
• Master's Academy of Visual and Performing Arts

Favorite saying

• "Nathan: "Mozart.. Mozzart.. mozzzzzart.. Isn't that a crayon company?" Me: "that's rose art." Devin: "Was that just your hamster?" Me: "huh?" Devin: "Something just went 'beep boop"' Me: "..what?" Devin: "Y'Know how hamsters say BEEP BOOP BEEP like a video game?" Me: Riley- LLAHDWARGGHBAB Riley- laugh like a hobo dude watching a rich guy getting hit by a bus Me: "lmfao" Hayden- totally. like, gag me with a spoon. Devin- I just totally burped underwater. Devin- hey guys, I just did my very first public toot Me- what do you call those things you.. yknow.. iron clothes with? Carolyn- ...an IRON? dude don't push me under the water, I cant breath down there Christina- midol is like Jesus.. IN A PILL Christina- oh look there's a brick in my trunk. Me- christina your legs smell like cheese. Mom- put.. the toaster.. back. kid at White Water- are you a vampire?! Lady- boy, shut UP Brandon- aww, we stuck MY straw down sierra's pants.. Hairdresser- chad, stop movin' now I don' byyite honehh, I gotta get it ryyite. OH! I'm a poehht en I didn' know iit. Me- the name of this song is 'Stop!' haha Nathan- this song doesn't make me wanna stop it makes me wanna dance like a mexican. Chad- rockin' back and forth in ma little blue tuuuuub. Rockin' back and forth in ma little blue tuuuuub Victoria- it. is. hot. as. BALLS out here Cashier Lady at Victorias Secret- you actually tried those on? Me- yeah Cashier Lady at Victorias Secret- ..LEAVE THEM. I'm getting another pair because.. I'm not touching those they're going into damaged goods Me- WE DIDN'T TRY THEM ON NAKED! (everyone looks) Riley- LOL!! yeah.. you had to be there Me- oh, so it's a geography thing Riley- .... Allan- sierra, i'ma bake you into a pie. GET IT? CUTIEEEE PIE? Nathan- teenagers are annoying. All they do is flirt and poop. Riley- and imma name him POOTLES HAHAHAHAH. yknow.. poot. like a fart. Shance- duck is a vegetable Me- your mom is a vegetable Shance- my mom is indeed a vegetable Me- ... I suppose this means you win Tommy- did I piss off Alen? Me- I think it's funny how you never seem to spell his name right Tommy- fine.. I shall call him Flurpy! :D Evan- I'm black in all the right places ;) .. jk. I can't jump."