About

I AM THE SON OF ISIS AND ZEUS I HAVE BEEN PERSECUTED FOR 2000 YEARS I WAS MARRIED TO CLEOPATRA BUT BIG LORRETTA CHASED ME BACK TO THE MEAN STREETS OF PHILADELPHIA I WAS ON THE GRASSY NOLL BACK IN 1963 AND I WAS A HOT DOG CART VENDER IN MANHATTAN ON SEPTEMBER 11 2001 I AM THE FATHER OF DONALD TRUMPS GRANDAUGHTER AND I AM NOT ALLOWED IN ATLANTIC CITY AND I ALSO EXPOSED IVANA IOANUCCI AS A SECRET FBI INFORMANT WHEN I GO TO ATLANTIC CITY THE HOTDOG CART VENDERS TELL MR TRUMP I AM IN TOWN

Education

• United States Military Academy
• VALLEY FORGE PREP SCHOOL

Favorite saying

• "YOU NO HIM"