About

Whatever.... Don't kid yourself...you know me....Oh, you know me!

Education

• Neelyville R-IV Schools
• Neelyville High

Favorite saying

• ""What someone thinks of me is none of my damn business!" -Michael J. Fox "A drunk man's words, are a sober man's thoughts...." "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves!" -Albert Einstein "I'll take the penis mightier, for one million Alex!" -Sir Sean Connery "Do you know, how bad you gotta f@*k up to get banned from Chucky's?!!!" "That's none of you damn business Dan. And I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs!!" “I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” ~Frank Sinatra "A good artist borrows. A great artist steals!!!" - Pablo Picasso "I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not!" -Kurt Cobain "An optimist only looks forward to the good of all things...but in truth, there aren't always good things in life...there is the alternative to good rather we like it or not, unfortunately there is the bad. A pessimist can see both sides, good and bad. And a pessimist not only knows how to take the good, but prepares and can accept the unwanted bad, the bad that oh so often comes along with the good in life every day." Ricky Allen Timbush "I think I should be a vagina tester for Victoria's Secret models!" -Josh Stanley "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!!!" -Ron White "You ever danced with the devil..in the pale moon light?" -Jack Nicholson "Florida? Damn! They're probably having beach sex right now, which of course is third, to sex in the elevator, and sex in my home." -Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock) "A man with hope, is a man without grace..." "Here's something to remember when you're older; never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart!" -Jack Nicholson (The Bucket List) "Love me, or hate me, either is in my favor. If you love me, I'll be in your heart, but if you hate me, I will always be in your mind." -William Shakespear "When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years." -Mark Twain "Everything comes from God. So when I write, it is my gift to Him. It is my interpretation of what He gave me, the circumstances that I drew the material from. So when I get done with a song, it’s not for my fans. It’s certainly not for the industry, the trophies, the accolades and the plaques. It is straight from me to God." -Jamey Johnson "He's only went crazy once, he just decided to stay." -T. Van Zandt (On singer/songwriter Blaze Foley "A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other. Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late...or maybe forever." Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back even though you hung up on him, who thinks you are perfect even though he knows the worst things about you, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you’re in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you’re just as pretty without makeup, one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you..." "Dreams come true, not free..." "Missing someone isn’t about how long its been since you’ve seen them or the amount of time since you talked…it’s about the moment when you’re doing something and you wish they were just right there beside you." "God doesn’t give you the people you want; instead, He gives you the people you need. To teach you, to hurt you, to love you, and to make you exactly the way you were meant to be." "It doesn't seem that any of my success in life has been very, pen-worthy. But my failures...they're finishing a novel!" -Ricky Allen Timbush "Everyone says love hurts, but that isn't true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes feel someone wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that doesn't hurt. " -Liam Neeson "You have enemies? Good! That's means you've stood up for somrthing." -Winston Churchill "Let me tell you something about women! They're all crazy, except my momma and your momma... and I bet, even our daddies would have something to say about that! " -Johnny Mureno (via some old guy sitting in a bar out in Bakersfield) Though I have all faith so that I could remove mountains, but have no love, I am nothing. 1 Corinthian 13:2 "Whether you think you can, or you can't, you're probably right." -Henry Ford"