About

Eat more bacon. Have more sex. Gurrrrrrl, fuck them dishes. Where's my god damned macchiato. You say double entendre, i say double espresso. Go ahead, be joyfully shameless. It'll either brighten someone's day, or infuriate the hell out of them, thereby brightening your day. If you're not embarrassing yourself at least once a day, you're not doing it right.

Favorite saying

• "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. -Robert Benchley I was wise enough to never grow up while fooling most people into believing I had. -Margaret Mead Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Albert Einstein I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall. -Eleanor Roosevelt The battle for the individual rights of women is one of long standing and none of us should countenance anything which undermines it. -Eleanor Roosevelt You must do the things you think you cannot do. -Eleanor Roosevelt I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. -David Lee Roth It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. -Dave Barry It is an open question whether any behavior based on fear of eternal punishment can be regarded as ethical or should be regarded as merely cowardly. -Margaret Mead Anyone who knows history, particularly the history of Europe, will, I think, recognize that the domination of education or of government by any one particular religious faith is never a happy arrangement for the people. -Eleanor Roosevelt Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. -Albert Einstein The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. -Albert Einstein Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. -Margaret Mead"