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Favorite saying

  • ""In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces." - Zapp Brannigan "You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway." - Walt Disney "I'll tell you what, whenever you feel like you're alone and there's nobody you can rely on, this is all you need to know. [You are Lisa Simpson]" - Mr. Bergstrom "Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled Trainers should try to win with the Pokémon they love best." - Karen "If everyone love each other, the world would be a better place to live in. Let's go eat, huh?" - Tommy Wiseau "I know how tough it is for you right now, curled up lying in your own emotional vomit. You're in hell now, Boomhauer, and the only way out is through a long dark tunnel. And you're afraid to go in because there's a train coming at you, carrying a boxcar full of heartbreak. Well, let me tell you something: All you can do is let it hit you, and then try to find your legs. I know. I've taken that hit more times than I can remember. Look at me, Boomhauer. I'm fat, and I'm old, and every day I'm just going to wake up fatter and older. Yet somehow I manage to drag this fat old bald bastard out into the alley every day. I'm out there, digging holes, falling into them, climbing out, trying again. And tomorrow I'm going to hang outside at a ladies' prison, and the first thing those lady cons are going to see after twenty years is me. Will I get one? Experience says no. Will I be out there next month? If I'm alive, you'd better believe it. You've got to get up off that cannon bed, slip into a tight T-shirt, wash off some of that cologne, and get yourself out of that tunnel and into some strange woman's bed!" - Bill Dauterive"

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