Education

• Muskingum University
• Dover High School

Favorite saying

• "-"hes with orphans" "every time you say orphan i think you're saying dolphins" -"whenever i go to heaven.. oh lets face it, i'm not going to heaven." -"if you go outside, and look at the sun... no wait, don't look at the sun you'll go blind.." -"HEY TURN YOUR HEADLIGHTS ON! thats how people die.." -"what are those things called?" "dufflemumps" "no, thats not it.. that sounds like a disease you get in africa" -Markie: have you ever noticed stories get better when you get tireder? me: ha.. tireder Markie: well if i was ever talking to an important person i would use correct grammar... like the president me: when would you ever be put in a situation where you would talk to the president? Markie: well just.. hypothetically.. if i were ever talking to the president, i would have used 'more tired' -"either i just hit your computer.. or you have really bad THO!" -"i like how you hiss like a bird.. no a dog... wait a cat" -*giggles* "what?" "i just turned the lights off.. with this remote!" -"did that just come out of your nose?" "yes, thats raspberry tea" -"get me some super glue and some pepper!" -"do not offer me a ride! i am walking!" -"hey ceiling, whats up? you are!" -"lucky!" -"thats such a cute movie!" "except for the part where the mom dies, thats not cute" -"cation, anion, onion, taylor lautner!" "do NOT make me scream!!" -"do not erase! or i will get you!" -"sorry...about your leg!" -"i dont like when people get all up in my grill!" -"hey! hey! what are you doing? get to class!" -"why is his hand in his pants?" "hey! get out of there!" -"why dont we include noble gases?" "why not?" -"gobbity gook of mess" -"rookadurkadurka" -"i was going to guess that!" -"hopefully we wont have banging" -"its in like arabic or something!" -"pull your pants up calvin!" -"fail quietly please!" -"no haylee, you are dyslexic." -"oh no! your tires all flat and junk!" -"do 17!" -"what is a percent? a smell that makes cats very happy" -"name that pastry!" -"nobody wants to see your shiny purple underwear...those are really pretty" -"solid would be like...water" -"356 just like the number of days in a year!" -"can i borrow your winkie ;)" -"we popped at the same time!" -"i just remember there being a mound.." -"AUGHH!!" -"what if i broke my tooth?" "i'd laugh because that should be my mint!" -"do you want another one? are you sure? i can make it happen!" -"lead me to the tunnel! i cant find it!" -"they should have a hotdog drivethrough...and a hamburger drive..ohh wait nevermind!!" -"did he always use those hand motions when he talked?" "maybe thats how he got the prostitute..." -"what noise does a squirt make?" -"you laugh like a hyeana!" "well you laugh like a hyeanas hyeana!" -"when i breath in, i can feel the mintyness in my throat!" -"etcuthe me, i have to make a depothit!" -"thats is also irrelevant to our conversation" "no it isnt because it might come out during our conversation! i feel the pressure!!" -"what are you doin?" "concentrating..... hard." "concentrating? it looks like your thirsty." -*gum pops* "i thought that was my back.. and it scared me because i didnt even do anything yet!" -"razor! rope!..i was just thinking of things in my bathroom." "you have a rope in your bathroom?" -"since they put it on the board, you explain it." "alright, because that makes sense." -"we all just burst out in a harmony of laughter""