About

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.

Education

• Green Forest High School

Favorite saying

• "You know that ringing sound that you will perceive when you are in a very quiet area? Some people say this is an auditory-illusion brought about the ear’s inability to detect frequencies below the threshold of the human senses. This is completely wrong. That ringing covers up something else altogether. If you are quick, patient, and maybe a little lucky, you will be able to hear past the ringing. What you will hear are voices whispering to each other. They will silence themselves quickly but with practice, you will become more adept at catching and interpreting what they are saying. You will hear things of the past, the present, and the future. However, you must be careful. Because there is no such thing as a voice without a body. And when you start noticing them, they will start noticing you. “...And these kids that you spit on...As they try to change their worlds, they are immune to your consultations, they're quite aware of what they're going through...” -David Bowie "Life's a garden, dig it!" -Joe Dirt Doug: "You gotta be super smart to count cards buddy." Alan: "Oh really?" Doug: "It's not easy." Alan: "Okay well maybe we should tell that to rainman cause he practically bankrupted a casino and he was a retARD." Doug: "A what?" Alan: "He was a retARD." Ashley- "Gravy." Me- "No...SPAH-GET-TI!""